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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME.
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[15 Apr 2006|08:51pm] |
so ive got a headache.
and a cough.
but mainly a headache.
this is fucking unreal.
its a headache.
it occurs that, perhaps, untill now, i have never had a headache.
these little irritations over the years, truly, do not deserve to be called aches at all.
this is full on brain implosion ohmygodithinkimhavingastroke ouchies.
yeah.
but i updated my LJ.
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[09 Mar 2006|08:34pm] |
so....
im fundamentally retarded.
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[29 Oct 2005|11:11am] |
Haribo kids mix.
Yes!
With the chemical aftertaste and the way it leaves your throat feeling like sandpaper.
Hot damn, do I love the stuff.
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[26 Oct 2005|01:58am] |
My hat is no more.
My hat was wonderful. I loved my hat.
Devoured by the bastarding big bloody creature you see here, which plucked it from my head like a big hat eating horse.

FUCKING HORSE.
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| more juggling |
[20 Oct 2005|12:46am] |
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music |
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music is my radar - blur. |
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http://www.shinedog.plus.com/jugglinh.wmv
well. its worse. its also better.
yesterday i didnt include all my failed attempts.
today i do.
it gets better at the end. a bit.
and the music, its FUNKEH.
i guess this LJ is going to be all about me learning to juggle from here on in. woot!
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[02 Apr 2005|12:42am] |
Im stuck in a box!!
IM STUCK IN A BOX!!
I CANT GET OUT THE BOX!!
Im stuck in a box!!
IM STUCK IN A BOX!!
I CANT GET OUT THE BOX!!
Im stuck in a box!!
IM STUCK IN A BOX!!
I CANT GET OUT THE BOX!!
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| a little advice |
[21 Feb 2005|01:52pm] |
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shocked |
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my ears are ringing. |
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If you are an owner of milk steaming equipment.
do not use it on angels delight.
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| Hmm |
[06 Feb 2005|02:31am] |
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Thinking about it, the post i dropped about 5 minutes ago may well be the dullest post of all time. Seriously.
ok.
Today is the day of the Emerald City Comic Con. I would love to be there. I am not there. Dear, Sweet Colimbina is there, and if she does not bring back pictures there shall be a MIGHTY SULK.
And then cuddles.
Other than that i dont know. I work the graveyard shift, I miss all the interesting things going on in the world. what IS happening? Seriously. Last I heard the pope had broken. Did they fix him?
I really want to go back to bed.
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| The worlds best worker. |
[06 Feb 2005|02:10am] |
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Ok, its like... 2-50am as i sit and type this.
I am at work.
I am not working.
This is because i am a shitty worker. OK, fair enough, I work in a tiny hotel and there is maybe about 2 or 3 hours work over the night, and that means i end up with a lot of time to sit on my hands, but really, sitting on the comfy couch in front of the PC, with a glass of baileys and a big bacon sandwich, is probably taking a FEW too many liberties.
blargh.
I have recieved my just reward. The bacon sandwich has triggered indigestion.
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| 9-46pm and i awaken |
[04 Feb 2005|09:45pm] |
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walk the dinosaur - was not was |
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Thirteen Ghosts is on the television. Men are being broken.
Ok. Just woke up, and i feel the need to post in this journal thing.
Can i be interesting? Probably not, but maybe thats not the point, so I'm going to be myself, and ramble and sing and jibber and jabber and...
uhh.
A dude just got folded in two under a car. Thats awesome.
I am easily amused.
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| Stick beatings. |
[04 Feb 2005|06:27am] |
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sing sing sing! (with a swing) : by someone. |
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Okaaaay. I've done it. I have finally snapped and got myself a livejournal, pretty much completely due to Poppycat and Colimbina, and the fact that they hit me with sticks until i agreed to sign up.
Here is a picture of some sticks.

Goodbye!
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