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[01 May 2006|12:50pm]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME.
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[15 Apr 2006|08:51pm]
so ive got a headache.

and a cough.


but mainly a headache.

this is fucking unreal.

its a headache.





it occurs that, perhaps, untill now, i have never had a headache.

these little irritations over the years, truly, do not deserve to be called aches at all.


this is full on brain implosion ohmygodithinkimhavingastroke ouchies.

yeah.



but i updated my LJ.
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[09 Mar 2006|08:34pm]
so....


im fundamentally retarded.
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[29 Oct 2005|11:11am]
Haribo kids mix.

Yes!

With the chemical aftertaste and the way it leaves your throat feeling like sandpaper.

Hot damn, do I love the stuff.
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[26 Oct 2005|01:58am]
My hat is no more.

My hat was wonderful. I loved my hat.



Devoured by the bastarding big bloody creature you see here, which plucked it from my head like a big hat eating horse.






FUCKING HORSE.
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more juggling [20 Oct 2005|12:46am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | music is my radar - blur. ]

http://www.shinedog.plus.com/jugglinh.wmv

well. its worse. its also better.

yesterday i didnt include all my failed attempts.


today i do.


it gets better at the end. a bit.

and the music, its FUNKEH.



i guess this LJ is going to be all about me learning to juggle from here on in. woot!

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[19 Oct 2005|12:36am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Iiii've learned to juggle juggle juggle!

WITH BALLS

http://www.shinedog.plus.com/juggleh.wmv <- clicky!






....

why is accomplished a grumpy man in a hard hat?

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[02 Apr 2005|12:42am]
Im stuck in a box!!


IM STUCK IN A BOX!!


I CANT GET OUT THE BOX!!


Im stuck in a box!!


IM STUCK IN A BOX!!


I CANT GET OUT THE BOX!!


Im stuck in a box!!


IM STUCK IN A BOX!!


I CANT GET OUT THE BOX!!
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a little advice [21 Feb 2005|01:52pm]
[ mood | shocked ]
[ music | my ears are ringing. ]

If you are an owner of milk steaming equipment.

do not use it on angels delight.

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Hmm [06 Feb 2005|02:31am]
[ mood | drained ]

Thinking about it, the post i dropped about 5 minutes ago may well be the dullest post of all time. Seriously.

ok.

Today is the day of the Emerald City Comic Con. I would love to be there. I am not there. Dear, Sweet Colimbina is there, and if she does not bring back pictures there shall be a MIGHTY SULK.

And then cuddles.

Other than that i dont know. I work the graveyard shift, I miss all the interesting things going on in the world. what IS happening? Seriously. Last I heard the pope had broken. Did they fix him?



I really want to go back to bed.

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The worlds best worker. [06 Feb 2005|02:10am]
[ mood | sick ]

Ok, its like... 2-50am as i sit and type this.

I am at work.

I am not working.

This is because i am a shitty worker. OK, fair enough, I work in a tiny hotel and there is maybe about 2 or 3 hours work over the night, and that means i end up with a lot of time to sit on my hands, but really, sitting on the comfy couch in front of the PC, with a glass of baileys and a big bacon sandwich, is probably taking a FEW too many liberties.

blargh.

I have recieved my just reward. The bacon sandwich has triggered indigestion.

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9-46pm and i awaken [04 Feb 2005|09:45pm]
[ mood | groggy ]
[ music | walk the dinosaur - was not was ]

Thirteen Ghosts is on the television. Men are being broken.


Ok. Just woke up, and i feel the need to post in this journal thing.

Can i be interesting? Probably not, but maybe thats not the point, so I'm going to be myself, and ramble
and sing and jibber and jabber and...

uhh.


A dude just got folded in two under a car. Thats awesome.




I am easily amused.

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Stick beatings. [04 Feb 2005|06:27am]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | sing sing sing! (with a swing) : by someone. ]

Okaaaay. I've done it. I have finally snapped and got myself a livejournal, pretty much completely due to Poppycat and Colimbina, and the fact that they hit me with sticks until i agreed to sign up.


Here is a picture of some sticks.




Goodbye!

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